jump rope kids

sometimes i pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness

(Source: unpublishedwriting)

Via Organized Chaos



inspectahradio:

ankh-the-odd:

dasdeutschtard:

but-i-hear-the-voices-say:

castielleftthetardisat221b:

dragonsroar:

sly-nig:

zigazig-ah:

The Teletubbies unmasked 

EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR

I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES

im not even fucking kidding i just

there were PEOPLE in there

oh my god

my entire life has been a lie

^

dude look at how fucking sassy Tinky Winky’s actor is. he’s like “bitch i’m fabulous and i still love my purse”

Oh jeez I don’t even know anythinhg anymore

Why did I always had this strange gut feeling that Po was Asian?


Via Ruined Childhood

ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

Via I speak cat


HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince’s potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?

slytherin-in-the-tardis:

stillnot-ginger:

starshiprangerjess:

2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine:

#because Harry’s an idiot that’s why

#For the main character of such a good book series #He really is an idiot #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY

#Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS #MAYBE IT’S A CHIHUAHUA #see this is why he’s not in ravenclaw

(Source: tonkswyrda)

Via ~Another Year~
  • me: *blink*
  • parents: OH MY GOD YOU NEED AN EXTREME ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT I'M THE PARENT YOU'RE THE CHILD THAT'S HOW THIS WORKS I DONT KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTROL DO YOU LIKE HAVING NICE THINGS DO YOU LIKE HAVING A ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD THEN START APPRECIATING IT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM WASH THE WINDOWS LICK THE DIRT OFF THE KITCHEN FLOOR DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR MAID NO
Via Laugh.Always.

(Source: criminalwisdom)


milesjai:

arrowsandblades:

crzyblackidd:

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Via Hilarity Repository #42


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